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"I never would have become an individual if it hadn't been for Unprofessional Development!"

 

"Thanks to Unprofessional Development, not even my species' extinction can stop me from reaching my goals!"

 

"I recommend this course to anyone, anytime! Unprofessional Development teaches you what you need to know. Now get out of my territory."

 

 

"Unprofessional Development taught me the basics of fish management!"

 

 

"All of my friends were eaten. They should have taken Unprofessional Development."

 

"Unprofessional Development has greatly improved my hunting technique! Now, campers never hear me coming."

 

 

"Unprofessional Development helped me to grow longer antlers! Now, lions cower in fear!"

 

 

"I've learned so much from Unprofessional Development! The next time somebody warns me about vertical clearance in an upcoming tunnel, I'm going to listen!"

 

 

"It makes me shudder to think that if I hadn't taken Unprofessional Development, I would still be serving Bill Gates."

 

"Unprofessional Development has helped to prevent me from cowering in fear when I see a gazelle with long antlers!"

 

 

"Unprofessional Development has done wonders for my health! You wouldn't think to look at me, but I'm over a century old!"

 

"Unprofessional Development gave me the courage I needed to devour my trainer and escape Marine Land!"

 

"If there's one course I encourage you to take, it's Unprofessional Development! The rest of my buddies are working their collective butts off in cubicles while I'm living it up in a resort on Hawaii!"

"Take Unprofessional Development or I'll tear you into pieces the size of postage stamps!"

 

 

"Unprofessional Development has helped me to stop being so self-conscious about my overgrown nose."

 

 

 

"Simply by taking the Unprofessional Development course, I have been rendered invisible! I can stroll past the tyrannosaurus without fear!"

 

 

"That Unprofessional Development is amazing! My eyesight has become so powerful, I can even detect invisible prey!"

 

 

 

"Even though I'm only made of vulcanized rubber, Unprofessional Development has tripled my annual income!"

 

"Thanks to Unprofessional Development, I can finally eat the foods I want!"

 

 

"Unprofessional Development helped to realize that I stand out."